How to Pass A Drug Test (when you’d probably fail…)

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You’re probably here because you’ve got a drug test coming up very soon and you’ve done some drugs lately…

Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. But some of us have passed the test and others have failed.

So how do some people pass when others fail? What secret techniques do they use? Read on to find out.

Tip #1 – Drink lots of water

The easiest and most reliable way to improve your chances of passing a drug test is to drink a LOT of water.

This only applies to urine analysis, tests, which are the cheapest and most widely used drug tests.

The way a urinalysis test works is by measuring the levels of drug metabolites in the urine.

By drinking extra water, you dilute the concentration of drugs in your urine which can put you below the threshold for failure.

A general guideline would be to consume at least 1-2 gallons of water the day before a test, then 1-2 glasses of water (8-16oz) right before a test.

Tip #2 – Don’t Exercise

Several studies have shown that exercising can release drug metabolites stored in your fat cells which allows them to enter your bloodstream.

This effect can be significant enough to cause you to fail a drug test so you should avoid exercising a few days before taking drug test.

This applies to all forms of tests; blood, urine, and hair.

Exercise burns fat which releases fat soluble metabolites into your bloodstream. The blood transports these metabolites through your entire body including your scalp and your kidneys which is how it can end up in your hair or urine.

Tip #3 – Don’t Do Drugs

Easier said than done, right?

The most fool proof way to pass a drug test is to stop doing drugs.

You’re probably here because you want to consume drugs and still pass your test but if you smoke a blunt or do a line the day before a test, there’s not much that will be able to help you.

If you can’t stop doing drugs and still need to pass, then this brings us to the final point.

Tip #4 – Fake It

If you know you’re going to fail your test, your last resort is to fake the test.

If you’re doing a hair or blood test, you’re screwed. There’s no way to cheat those.

But if you’re doing a urine test then you can cheat the test by using fake urine.

Fake urine works by simulating the appearance of urine and having a similar PH, specific gravity, urea concentration, etc.

It’s as close as you can get to genuine urine without getting the real thing from a friend who would give you some pee (a true friend).

These fake urine kits are very reliable and as long as someone won’t be watching you pee, you can use these to pass the test.

Final Thoughts

The simplest way to pass your drug test is to stop taking drugs.

If you want to keep doing drugs, then you’ll need to figure out what kind of test you’re taking.

Pee tests can easily be passed with fake urine as long as nobody is watching you as you collect the sample.

Hair and blood tests are impossible to fake and your best bet is to just drink a lot of water and wait it out.

Good luck!

Professor Cannabis

Yo, my name is Chad. I grow dope weed (haha) and want to help you do it too. I started growing a few years ago when it was legalized in my state and now I can help you avoid all of the mistakes I made!